Brian Boitano Weblog…bitch

I am a professional figure skater in Mr. Kuiper’s IB Theatre and Film class. I am the role model for millions and i have my own song. My motto is WWBBD? (what would Brian Boitano do?) It’s not that i’m conceited, i’m just perfect. I don’t hand out autographs unless i really like you, so don’t bother trying–i don’t even want to know you to be honest. I would reconmend my blogs, they’re filled with insightful knowledge about my opinions on things.    

Obviously, you’re still enticed by my words, so here’s some more about me:
I was born October 2, 1952 and I call San Francisco home–allong with their many wonderful shopping establishments. I won the gold medal in figure skating in 1988 and many other awards that are only trivial to my awesome. I like to beat up grizzly bears in the Alps to save fair maidens with my magical fire breath. I also traveled through time saving the human race from the evil robot king in year 3010 and when i built the pyramids i beat up Kubela Kong…quite frankly, i don’t take crap from anyone. On that note, I cannot be improved. My clothing size is actuall, my favorite fruit is a banana and vegetable is a tomato (yes, it’s vegetable if i say it is.) I can cook better than chef Ramsey, decorate better than any of the guys on Queer eye, speak the truth better than Stephen Colbert, yell better than Janice Dickinson, negotiate better than Churchill, roll better than F.D.R., paint better than Van Gogh and clean better than any illegal immigrant. I can also eat really hot peppers without crying. Like i said, i’m perfect. And this is what i have to say.